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Wedding Jokes |
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Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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At the cocktail
party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding
ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the
wrong man." |
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Man is incomplete
until he is married. Then he is really finished. |
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A happy marriage
is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
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Then there was a
man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married; and then it was too late." |
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Young Son: "Is it
true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries,
son." |
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A little boy asked
his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." |
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Marriage is an
institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman
gets her master's. |
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When a man opens
the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either
the car is new or the wife. |
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It doesn't matter
how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the
same boss. |
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A man inserted an
'ad' in the classifiers: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
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After a quarrel, a
wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice it." |
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Married life is
very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
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When a newly
married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man
looks happy - we wonder why. |
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A woman was
telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And
what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend. The woman
replied, "A multi-millionaire". |
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